Wednesday, June 23, 2010

June 11 - UltraLipo

I'm so lucky. My life is full of unique experiences that make it oh so colorful. Colorful enough to write in a blog.

Today, I will write about Ultrasonic Liposuction. You see, we have this slimming/derma clinic client, Face & Figure Center, na hindi ko naman talaga account. The bosses decided that the team should try some of their services to get to know their products better. I just happened to be there so napasama ako sa mga nag "try".

When I asked the receptionist/attendant what service I should try, immediately she replied -- "UltraLipo!" Aba-- ganun na ba akong kataba?

Anyway, libre siya. Kahit insultuhin n'ya pa ako, deadma.

I was led to this little room and made to wear this velcroed tapis and slippers. Dapat no metals on your body. So all jewelries you have to put in this jewel box sa tabi. The attendant measured my upper, middle and lower bilbil.

The entire procedure took around an hour. A liquid was applied on my tummy. Then, this plantsa-like apparatus was used to massage my flabby belly. This is supposed to "crack" the fat cells. At first wala lang. Then, may heat na involved. Then, my something na kinabit sa kabilbilan na pumipitik-pitik. This is supposed to "dissolve" the fat.

After the procedure, the attendant measured me again. Tadah -- lost 1 inch sa upper, another inch sa middle and half inch sa lower bilbil. Really?!

Ilang sessions naman ang kailangan para ako maging ganap na sexy mujer with an hour-glass figure? Ten sessions. Sa halagang... P45,000!!! Not bad, kung tutuusin. Pero wala lang talaga akong pera. Ngak.

Face & Figure Center is located at Unit 1509 Medical Plaza Ortigas Bldg., San Miguel Ave., Ortigas Center. If you're going there, must-try yung massage chair nila sa reception area. Sobrang winner!

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